I’d Like to Thank Kenmore Appliances For My Unanticipated Breast Reduction

Kenmore super capacity dryer- $359

Tide Simple Pleasures detergent in Lavender and Vanilla- $5.99

Tide Simple Pleasures fabric softener in Lavender and Vanilla- $4.39

Bubbles to keep kids busy while mom does laundry- $1.29

Library book to read while waiting on clothes to dry- $0

Realizing you accidentally threw your water bra in the wash and it is now completely flat(as will be your chest)- PRICELESS

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    22 Comments

    1. Dana says:

      1. Ouch. Those things are expensive.

      2. Where in the world do you find Tide for $5.99?

    2. Sara says:

      LOL..On sale at SuperTarget!!

    3. Toni says:

      Haha! Funny, I was think you pay $5.99- what a rip off! I guess shopping on base is a perk!

    4. Angie says:

      LOL — even my husband laughed about this! ;)

    5. Shauna says:

      ROTFL

    6. Cate says:

      My condolences for your loss!

    7. Jennifer says:

      Is it mean for me to say that I don’t need a water bra?

      Well, I am 35 1/2 weeks pregnant…maybe that’s why!

      Sorry for your loss.

    8. Cris says:

      I have friends who wear water bras. I have large voluptuous breasts that are real and fabulous… or at least that is what I keep telling myself, having nursed 3-going on 4 babies. What I wouldn’t give for a little perk me up!

    9. Heather says:

      I could be wrong, but I *think* this particular blog could qualify as a list Sara. It looks like a list. It reads like a list. I believe it’s a list!

      Welcome to the Dark Side! Let’s have a dark side water bra shopping trip! We can make a list of the stores we want to shop, color bras to look for…..

      hahahahaha!

    10. Sara says:

      Omg no!!! The aliens have gotten to me, I’m making lists!!! :P

    11. Tiffany says:

      Ohh my I am so sorry, my friend’s mm washed her water bra when we were in high school. She didn’t even relize her daughter had on. When my friend fliped out about it her mom was like where in hell did you get that. lol

    12. shhh…dont tell…but I’m a big fan of the water bra too!

    13. Aldara says:

      Sorry about the bra lol!

    14. I feel your pain.

      And your loss.

      My sagging A-cups even winced a little for you.

    15. Mrs Mogul says:

      Because the dryer shrinks all my clothes I constantly have to lose weight!

    16. Joy says:

      LOL I know it’s not funny to lose a water bra, but your bog brightened my day! Thanks!

    17. kerry says:

      OH MY! Loved this post!!! I wore a water bra for my wedding… my husband was already down with my “false advertising!” I left the water bra down stairs and asked her to fetch it for me… her, “wow – this is some bra” (2 hours before I walked down the isle) will be with me forever! For good or for bad!

    18. Tulipmom says:

      LOL. I keep picturing that scene from Will and Grace. Remember that? Sorry to hear about your loss. I wish I needed a water bra. I definitely could use a reduction, but that will never happen.

    19. Oh the horror of your losses1 I will silently grieve for you! ;)

    20. Danielle says:

      I have never even heard of a water bra. I guess that because I have boobs in too big and constant backsize, will get reduced or chopped off after next child size boobs. I don’t know which would be better.

      I am sorry about your bra. I know how important mine are to me.

    21. Erin says:

      Teehee…that sucks!
      I’m thinking that I want to try the water bra, it sounds very…uplifting!

    22. Csara says:

      LMAO! Hysterical. Found this through The Baby Bug.

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