But he’s not. And she’s not. So I don’t.
So pardon my French here, but what the f*ck goes through a 3 1/2 year old boy’s mind when he decides to whip it out and pee on his sisters leg?????
Who do I call for help on this, Dr. Phil or the Dog Whisperer????
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LOL… love the title on this one. Someone save me from little boys and their penises… it’s a scary, scary thing.
Oh no he did not!!! I would tell him if he EVER does that agin, you are gonna cut it off!
Remember- you must always follow through!
Oh my. Oh my.
Hilarious! I’m peeing my pants (no pun intended).
LOL!! That is hilarious. I’m so glad I found your blog. I’m sure I have a lot of entertainment in store for myself.
O.M.G. Ive always said that boys are nasty.. that just proves it!!
Oh my goodness. Sorry to have laugh at your expense, erm, your daughter’s expense, but that was pretty darned funny.
At least it was her leg. My BIL peed on my husband’s head when they were little. ICK!
Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go!
too funny! i have two mischievous boys. can totally relate.
hahaha I can’t help but laugh. Boys are so wonderful
OMG! I can’t imagine, roflmao!
What in the world did G do when this happened???
Cindy, She screamed and ran in the house yelling that her brother just peed on her leg.
I stood there gaping like a moron going “What? He what??”
Only in my house.
Wow guess I get to avoid that scenario with my girl. Poor G what an experience!
OMG…funniest thing I’ve read in a while! Love those boys!!
Um yeah… again… glad I have girls!
Course I did have to deal with them styling each others hair with the toilet brush! *SIGH*
LOL! My son is only 6 months, but he is tortured frequently and sometimes painfully by his big sister – he needs to know how to get his own back one day – ya think I should tip him off on this technique?
That one’s hard to top!
Gee… yet another boy thing I get to look forward to????
This is too funny!
I’m gonna guess she pissed him off about something?
Ryan has peed on Kyle and his friend before. It’s just something to do for attention I figured. They didn’t want to play with him, so he pissed on them, lol.
Oh man. So, this is what I have to look forward to having a boy, huh? I have no experience with boys, and of course that’s what I had first. I love my son, but I don’t look forward to these situations.
wow. I have no words at all….
Oh my God, I have that to look forward to? Poor Baby C!
That is normal… you are right on track with raising well-balanced children. I know this because once when my oldest was just 5 and her brother was 2, she pee’d in a cup in the shower and tried to get him to DRINK IT!!! This still haunts me to this day for many reasons. #1 what kind of mother leaves the bathroom when a 5 year old and a 2 year old are bathing–but my beer was dry and I needed another. #2 what if he had drank it? How would I explain that to poison control or to the ER Doc who already knew my children by name? Thankfully I walked in just at the right moment and did the “DON’T EVER DO THAT AGAIN! YOU COULD KILL YOUR BROTHER!” remark. She is fine… well balanced and intelligent. I wouldn’t turn my back on her if she were really angry with me, but other than that… she is completely normal. My son on the other hand will run screaming when anyone offers him lemonaid.
She hadn’t just been stung by a jelly fish, had she? Remember that episode of Friends?
I . . . can’t . . . . breathe!!
weeeel the same thing that goes through a 4.5 year old who pees on his table in his bedroom and his box of trucks!
I’m laughing so hard that I’m now convinced it’s going to happen to me. But in my case, Nicholas will pee on Elise’s head, just like Heather’s BIL.
LOL — like Dana, I totally thought of the Friends episode with the Jellyfish sting when Chandler had to pee on Monica.
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That is so typical. I guess maybe it’s like drawing on your sister’s leg or writing on a wall? Got it, why not use it on something? Good thing it wasn’t my daughter. That leg would have whacked him where it hurts and THEN she’d come crying to tell me. Kids are so neat, even when they’re driving us crazy with the things they do.
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