28 years old
Mother of 3
High school dropout
Divorced once, married twice
Started college at 21, but couldn’t balance motherhood, working and school
Left-leaning, but not registered with any political party
Have never voted
Pro-choice
Book addict
Anti-smoking
Playgroup-affiliated, but ambivalent about continuing
Overly opinionated
Self-conscious
Medicated for depression
Sexy in heels
PTA member
Ambitious in ways that don’t matter
Love dogs
Regular ‘Heroes’ watcher
Prone to insomnia
Colors hair
Fashion-stupid
Constantly late
Adores jewelry
Hates watermelon
Indulges in dark chocolate
Doesn’t go to the gym often enough
Makes lists and loses them
Size 8
Blogging obsessed
Worries too much
Short attention span
Scorpio
Has a temper
Easily frustrated
Has a way with words, as long as I can write them down and edit them
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All this and awesome! You go Sara!
Size 8?? Hate you! Mean it! And how can you NOT like watermelon? I think that’s un-American….
Ahhh, to be a size 8 again.
I’m with you on the lists. Can’t do lists even if I try.
You are one interesting lady
How are we friends again??????
i can’t *stand* watermelon.
We have a lot in common. Except the Size 8 thing. Never gonna happen.
You know, I thought you were mostly alright but the not liking watermelon thing is giving me pause.
Pause.
Well. Alright then. More for me and you’re still A-OK in my book!
PS Please please please register to vote. Please. All the cool kids are doing it. Ok not really but all the same: Please register and vote. [/end lecture meant in the most pleasing non-demeaning way, honest]
I love it. Clearly you are a VERY COOL person. And, I think “prone to insomnia” and “blogging obsessed” MUST go hand-in-hand, don’t you?
I love meeting other high school drop outs who are smart and funny! There are more of us than people realize.
Very interesting list! Can you prove the “sexy in heels” thing?
Overly opinionated? I don’t believe it.
A person ‘reduced’ to a list of attributes. Don’t know if I’d be brave or honest enough to do that myself.
Best wishes
WE HAVE LOADS IN COMMON!
You mean we can never bond over a watermelon seed spittin’ contest? That’s just like NOT being southern. Ohmygawsh!
OMG! We could be sisters or best friends LOL Not quite twins!
I HATE WATERMELON!!! That is soo funny! I think, for me, its the texture!! I love watermelon flavoring… just not actual watermelon!! EW.. makes me gag just thinking about it!!
AND.. i cant believe you have never voted!!
LOL I hate watermelon! You already know we have alot in common, and we are like so the same age, even though I am older.
Thanks for letting me get to know you a bit better via this post
We have a bit in common; I just wish being a size 8 was one of them!
I’ve never voted, either. What’s up with that?
Book addict, huh? Since we have so much time on our hands, we should start a mini-drinking, er, I mean book club. It would give me an excellent excuse to drive over there once a month for some drinking, damn, I mean non-children time.
I liked this post so much I am working on my own “ME in my glory post” for tomorrow!
I’m with you on the watermelon…and about 15 other of your items I counted. I really wish I could like watermelons…I love the smell of them…but the texture just grosses me out.
“high-school dropout” and “started college”…and an amazing writer! You go girl!
I dropped out of college, had kids, divorced, went back, got married again, became a very passionate writing teacher *Woo Hoo* and had another child. *Whew* But I looooooove watermelon. With salt.
And I love your blog.
That was a great post.
What a stupendous list…
Should bring it with you, should you chose to go to Blogher…
“Ambitious in ways that don’t matter” was the standout one for me. I can completely relate. If you ever figure out a way to be ambitious in the ways that do, will you let me know how you’ve done it?
I didn’t hate you until “Size 8″