Comments on: My Skirt Blows, But There is No Breeze http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/ Breaking All the Rules I Didn't Make Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:32:00 -0600 hourly 1 By: rapunzel http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-3036 rapunzel Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:21:17 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-3036 I'm the same way! My boyfriend gently reminds me that he can hear me in the bathroom but I reply, that is an entirely different story! I am doing such things in the room in which they are intended! Harrumph! I’m the same way! My boyfriend gently reminds me that he can hear me in the bathroom but I reply, that is an entirely different story! I am doing such things in the room in which they are intended! Harrumph!

]]> By: moosh in indy. http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2970 moosh in indy. Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:23:34 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2970 I have NEVER tooted in front of the hubs and he has NEVER tooted in front of me. We have NEVER left the door open when either of us has gone to the bathroom. Never. And we've been married six years. You are not alone. I have NEVER tooted in front of the hubs and he has NEVER tooted in front of me. We have NEVER left the door open when either of us has gone to the bathroom.
Never.
And we’ve been married six years.
You are not alone.

]]> By: eh http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2969 eh Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:18:25 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2969 i so relate to your post. thank god i'm not the only freak. i so relate to your post. thank god i’m not the only freak.

]]> By: kerry http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2968 kerry Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:49:47 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2968 Ha! Too funny! If you are a freak then I am a freak - I can't do it either! And if I do by chance - he will roll on the floor laughing making it worse for me! Ha! Too funny! If you are a freak then I am a freak – I can’t do it either! And if I do by chance – he will roll on the floor laughing making it worse for me!

]]> By: Cate http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2958 Cate Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:19:37 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2958 I let it all hang out in front of my hubby....I mean, if he can handle my inability to grow hair and my lack of eyebrows and eyelashes....he can handle a fart or two! I let it all hang out in front of my hubby….I mean, if he can handle my inability to grow hair and my lack of eyebrows and eyelashes….he can handle a fart or two!

]]> By: Karly http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2948 Karly Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:25:13 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2948 I'm the same way! I NEVER fart in front of my husband. Except, once. I farted on accident...while he was, um, down south. With his face. I farted in it. And then I blurted out "It wasn't me!" like he wouldn't know. After all, his nose was mere inches from my butt. He probably felt a breeze. I still blush thinking about that. I’m the same way! I NEVER fart in front of my husband. Except, once. I farted on accident…while he was, um, down south. With his face. I farted in it. And then I blurted out “It wasn’t me!” like he wouldn’t know. After all, his nose was mere inches from my butt. He probably felt a breeze. I still blush thinking about that.

]]> By: Devilish Southern Belle http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2947 Devilish Southern Belle Wed, 20 Jun 2007 18:15:12 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2947 I'm the same way. My husband is absolutely disgusting with his, but this is just a habit I don't think I'll ever pick up, let alone be comfortable with. I’m the same way. My husband is absolutely disgusting with his, but this is just a habit I don’t think I’ll ever pick up, let alone be comfortable with.

]]> By: Tina http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2946 Tina Wed, 20 Jun 2007 17:19:14 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2946 LOL! I have no problem doing it. LOL!

I have no problem doing it.

]]> By: cakehead http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2945 cakehead Wed, 20 Jun 2007 14:09:17 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2945 Hey, I'm a freak too! My first husband was absolutely disgusting. Not only did he blow loud farts, but more often than not they smelled like something alien had crawled up his butt. He tortured me with HIS gas, but guess what? I never ever let one go intentionally in front of him. If I did on accident he would laugh and laugh and laugh. I think it scarred me for life. With my current soon-to-be-ex, he's just as retentive as I am. I have never heard him let one go, and I've only smelled one once. He's very private with his hiney goings ons. Of course this rule does not apply to our son, he is ALL boy :) Hey, I’m a freak too! My first husband was absolutely disgusting. Not only did he blow loud farts, but more often than not they smelled like something alien had crawled up his butt. He tortured me with HIS gas, but guess what? I never ever let one go intentionally in front of him. If I did on accident he would laugh and laugh and laugh. I think it scarred me for life.

With my current soon-to-be-ex, he’s just as retentive as I am. I have never heard him let one go, and I’ve only smelled one once. He’s very private with his hiney goings ons. Of course this rule does not apply to our son, he is ALL boy :)

]]> By: Heather http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2944 Heather Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:31:56 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2944 Megan, hang around our crazy asses much more and we'll have you thinking about things you never never thought you would. We're cool like that. Megan, hang around our crazy asses much more and we’ll have you thinking about things you never never thought you would. We’re cool like that.

]]> By: Heather http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2943 Heather Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:31:08 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2943 All's fair in love and war baby! Farts are just another way of saying, "hey baby, I love you THAT much." And while I may leave the door open in the bathroom, it's NEVER while dropping a load, iykwim? Only teetee! Because he if can stand there and whiz while I'm in the shower, then why can't I sit and take a leak? At least he can't SEE my stream like I can his. All’s fair in love and war baby!

Farts are just another way of saying, “hey baby, I love you THAT much.”

And while I may leave the door open in the bathroom, it’s NEVER while dropping a load, iykwim? Only teetee! Because he if can stand there and whiz while I’m in the shower, then why can’t I sit and take a leak? At least he can’t SEE my stream like I can his.

]]> By: problem girl http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2942 problem girl Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:07:42 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2942 I don't fart in front of my husband either. Even more neurotic, I try to do all my pooping when he's not home. I don’t fart in front of my husband either. Even more neurotic, I try to do all my pooping when he’s not home.

]]> By: Sarah http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2941 Sarah Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:05:46 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2941 Pregnancy cured me as well. Until then I too wanted to maintain the illusion of delicacy, but seriously, once your husband has accompanied you to the OB's office and seen you with your legs in stirrups or heard you being questioned about constipation problems, I think the gig is up. Pregnancy cured me as well. Until then I too wanted to maintain the illusion of delicacy, but seriously, once your husband has accompanied you to the OB’s office and seen you with your legs in stirrups or heard you being questioned about constipation problems, I think the gig is up.

]]> By: Jenny http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2940 Jenny Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:13:19 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2940 Girl, I am exactly the same way. My husband is all "Why did you just get up from bed to go into the closet?" Jokes on him though because it's his closet. Girl, I am exactly the same way. My husband is all “Why did you just get up from bed to go into the closet?” Jokes on him though because it’s his closet.

]]> By: Jennie http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2939 Jennie Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:43:06 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2939 LOL! Pregnancy cured me of this particular hang up- I am so impressed you made it through 3 without giving it up! LOL! Pregnancy cured me of this particular hang up- I am so impressed you made it through 3 without giving it up!

]]> By: Annie http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2938 Annie Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:32:04 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2938 My cousin is the same way as you. I'm glad I don't have this hang up - I'd be clenching my cheeks and walking funny - a lot! My cousin is the same way as you. I’m glad I don’t have this hang up – I’d be clenching my cheeks and walking funny – a lot!

]]> By: Erin http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2937 Erin Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:01:24 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2937 LOL - That is too funny! Of course I felt that way at first - but after that, it's all fair play...He did it, I did it... now my son does it! LOL – That is too funny! Of course I felt that way at first – but after that, it’s all fair play…He did it, I did it… now my son does it!

]]> By: Megan (Velveteen Mind) http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2936 Megan (Velveteen Mind) Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:30:06 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/06/19/my-skirt-blows-but-there-is-no-breeze/#comment-2936 Never, never have I given so much thought to passing gas as I have since stumbling into this little blog circle. And I live with three boys. Never, never have I given so much thought to passing gas as I have since stumbling into this little blog circle. And I live with three boys.

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