Aug14
Lines That Will NOT Entice a Woman Into Bed With You
In honor of the B.O.O.B.s podcast night, I am presenting you with the lines LEAST likely to get your woman all hot and bothered. Be warned!
“Why don’t you come over and kiss it good morning?”
“Your period is here? Ahh yeah, hummer week!!!”
“You want burritos for dinner? I got you a big burrito right here!”
“But it really is good for your skin!”
“I saw this move in a porno while you were out of town…”
So what’s a man to do to get some lovin?? Check out the B.O.O.B.s first 15 minute Tit Bit segment tonight at 8:30pm central on Blogtalk Radio!
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9 Responses to “Lines That Will NOT Entice a Woman Into Bed With You”
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christina Aug 14th 2007 at 02:43 pm 1
hahahaha. I’ve heard one of those. Guess.
Michele Aug 14th 2007 at 04:37 pm 2
“Your period is here? Ahh yeah, hummer week!!!” Oh God, my husband used this on me once. Note I said “once.”
christina Aug 14th 2007 at 06:27 pm 3
Michele! Thats the one I’ve heard. Too bad I only give it to get it.
Shauna Aug 14th 2007 at 06:52 pm 4
I’ve heard that burrito line before… And hot dogs, sausages, bananas. You’d think he’d get the idea after awhile. Men are dim.
Mammaloves Aug 14th 2007 at 09:04 pm 5
Those lines don’t work on you?!
J Aug 16th 2007 at 10:15 am 6
The one that gets me every time? “Honey, I finished all of the ironing…”
If only they knew…
Sarah (In the Trenches of Mommyhood) Aug 18th 2007 at 07:21 pm 7
I’ve heard, “Yeah, but your MOUTH isn’t bleeding…”
Not happenin’, buddy.
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bellevelma Oct 17th 2007 at 06:49 am 9
Okay. Now I have to go redo my make up since I cried it all off laughing so hard. Where do guys get this stuff? Out of a book somewhere? Was there really one guy that one of these lines worked for and he told two friends, and they told two friends…?