Suburban Oblivion

Lines That Will NOT Entice a Woman Into Bed With You

// August 14th, 2007 // Entertainment //

In honor of the B.O.O.B.s podcast night, I am presenting you with the lines LEAST likely to get your woman all hot and bothered. Be warned!

“Why don’t you come over and kiss it good morning?”

“Your period is here? Ahh yeah, hummer week!!!”

“You want burritos for dinner? I got you a big burrito right here!”

“But it really is good for your skin!”

“I saw this move in a porno while you were out of town…”

So what’s a man to do to get some lovin?? Check out the B.O.O.B.s first 15 minute Tit Bit segment tonight at 8:30pm central on Blogtalk Radio!

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