Comments on: Lines That Will NOT Entice a Woman Into Bed With You http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/ Breaking All the Rules I Didn't Make Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:32:00 -0600 hourly 1 By: bellevelma http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-4628 bellevelma Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:49:35 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-4628 Okay. Now I have to go redo my make up since I cried it all off laughing so hard. Where do guys get this stuff? Out of a book somewhere? Was there really one guy that one of these lines worked for and he told two friends, and they told two friends...? Okay. Now I have to go redo my make up since I cried it all off laughing so hard. Where do guys get this stuff? Out of a book somewhere? Was there really one guy that one of these lines worked for and he told two friends, and they told two friends…?

]]> By: Sandier Pastures — desert living, Dubai style http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3888 Sandier Pastures — desert living, Dubai style Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:17:58 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3888 [...] presents Lines That WILL NOT Entice a Woman Into Bed at Suburban Oblivion. Have you heard any of these [...] [...] presents Lines That WILL NOT Entice a Woman Into Bed at Suburban Oblivion. Have you heard any of these [...]

]]> By: Sarah (In the Trenches of Mommyhood) http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3759 Sarah (In the Trenches of Mommyhood) Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:21:04 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3759 I've heard, "Yeah, but your MOUTH isn't bleeding..." Not happenin', buddy. I’ve heard, “Yeah, but your MOUTH isn’t bleeding…”

Not happenin’, buddy.

]]> By: J http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3729 J Thu, 16 Aug 2007 16:15:34 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3729 The one that gets me every time? "Honey, I finished all of the ironing..." If only they knew... The one that gets me every time? “Honey, I finished all of the ironing…”

If only they knew…

]]> By: Mammaloves http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3706 Mammaloves Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:04:10 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3706 Those lines don't work on you?! Those lines don’t work on you?!

]]> By: Shauna http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3705 Shauna Wed, 15 Aug 2007 00:52:05 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3705 I've heard that burrito line before... And hot dogs, sausages, bananas. You'd think he'd get the idea after awhile. Men are dim. I’ve heard that burrito line before… And hot dogs, sausages, bananas. You’d think he’d get the idea after awhile. Men are dim.

]]> By: christina http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3704 christina Wed, 15 Aug 2007 00:27:36 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3704 Michele! Thats the one I've heard. Too bad I only give it to get it. Michele! Thats the one I’ve heard. Too bad I only give it to get it.

]]> By: Michele http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3702 Michele Tue, 14 Aug 2007 22:37:20 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3702 “Your period is here? Ahh yeah, hummer week!!!” Oh God, my husband used this on me once. Note I said "once." “Your period is here? Ahh yeah, hummer week!!!” Oh God, my husband used this on me once. Note I said “once.”

]]> By: christina http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3700 christina Tue, 14 Aug 2007 20:43:44 +0000 http://www.suburbanoblivion.com/2007/08/14/lines-that-will-not-entice-a-woman-into-bed-with-you/#comment-3700 hahahaha. I've heard one of those. Guess. hahahaha. I’ve heard one of those. Guess.

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