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Evolution of a Soccer Mom
I have no idea how it happened. Somewhere along the way I became everything I never wanted.
I drive a minivan.
I wear capris instead of shorts.
I don’t wear shirts that show too much skin.
I’m shuttling my kids to school, to preschool, to cheerleading.
Today my fate was sealed, I officially became a soccer mom.

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Mommy Daisy Aug 14th 2007 at 09:21 pm 1
Aww, there’s nothing so wrong with all of that. The girl looks happy in her uniform too.
mcewen Aug 14th 2007 at 09:25 pm 2
Ooo get away with you! You love it really!
Cheers
Jennifer Aug 15th 2007 at 06:13 am 3
There are worse things to be!
Deb - Mom of 3 Girls Aug 15th 2007 at 07:56 am 4
She looks great and so proud in her uniform!
christina Aug 15th 2007 at 08:34 am 5
She looks happy…
Get a tank top, a great pair of jeans, and peel the kid stickers off of your car window
it will make you feel better..
Megan/ Velveteen Mind Aug 15th 2007 at 09:02 am 6
I’m going on record now and admitting that I am looking forward to becoming a soccer mom. I just need to get rid of the pimp-mobile I’m driving now and get a minivan. Well, maybe a wagon.
Be sure to save these comments so you can remind me that this is what I wanted when I start complaining five years from now.
Ivy Aug 15th 2007 at 09:55 am 7
Haha, I was an official soccer mom a couple of years ago, but my daughter hated soccer. I’m with Christina, get you a sexy shirt and a pair of jeans you feel great in, you won’t feel so soccery.
Val Aug 15th 2007 at 12:12 pm 8
Hey if you need to get away from the soccer mom life for a night let me know and we will go hit the town! You can be a college student with me for a bit!
And I kinda look forward to the soccer mom days!
Shauna Aug 15th 2007 at 01:00 pm 9
I know the feeling. I always thought I wouldn’t be one of ‘those moms’ but I just signed up to be the room mom this year at Nicholas’ school! Uh oh.
moodswingingmommy Aug 15th 2007 at 07:34 pm 10
Just put me in a pair of capri pants and fast forward a year or so, and I’ll be with you. The horror! How the hell did we get here?
meleah rebeccah Aug 16th 2007 at 12:54 pm 11
You are so lucky to be a participant in your kids lives and events. I miss way too many moments in my son’s life. Drive that mini van with pride!
Heather Aug 16th 2007 at 01:35 pm 12
I think it’s time to revamp the Soccer Mom image. I mean it’s so old and cliche. Bleck!
I nominate you for the job of revamping it.
JamieE Aug 16th 2007 at 11:04 pm 13
Join the club, I had high hopes of driving anything but the minivan and now here I am gymnastics, swimming and soccer mom. Growing up so sucks sometimes!
N Aug 17th 2007 at 12:56 pm 14
My wife officially becomes a soccer mom next week. Gymnastics, ballet and now soccer. We took the minivan plunge a long time ago.
Funny how those things you said you’d never be tend to creep up on you like a bad pair of underwear.
Wendy Aug 26th 2007 at 09:09 pm 15
None of my kids are sporty in the slightest but I am a ballet/drama/singing momma instead lol.
BTW I will be back more regularly now, I only drop by the Village to pick up pm’s and check on who has given birth.