This is Why I Drink Pepsi at 5am

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This is Why I Drink Pepsi at 5am

04:58 am on Aug 28th 2007 Sara

4:30am..First child wakes up. Umm, no. Put him back to bed and pray he doesn’t wake his brother up.

5am….Must be too early for prayers, as first child went back to sleep, but second is up. He is the one who does not go back to sleep if he gets up after 5, so consider me up for the day. Grumble, snarl.

Turn on Sesame Street for the child, turn on laptop for myself. Discover all kinds of strangeness was out last night. These were too..I dunno, something to just approve, and decided they deserve their own post.

Exhibit A. Man truly contrite, man with a wife standing over him with a gun to his head, or woman out for revenge? You decide.

Author : tom (IP: 65.24.95.219 , cpe-65-24-95-219.columbus.res.rr.com)
E-mail : tom_tab@yahoo.com
URL :
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=65.24.95.219
Comment:
I must change the subject here. On May the 27th I commented here on the question of my spouse’s orgasms. It was wrong for me to comment for several reasons. One, the subject of my dear wife’s sexual life on this, or any, blog was acutely inappropriate. Secondly, I used a most hideous nickname, one that I had used 16 months ago when I cheated on her in an online relationship. To use that name again was more than wrong. The word “unconscionable” is defined as “brash, unprincipled, and conscienceless,” and that’s exactly what I was when commented on here. It was an unconscionable act and one I will try, over time, to rectify.
–Tom formerlypopsolo

Exhibit B and C. I call them “Proof as to why you should not smoke pot.” Apparently it makes your spelling, punctuation, and any other signs of a minimum 2nd grade education go flying right out the window.

Author : desire (IP: 205.188.117.69 , cache-dtc-af05.proxy.aol.com) E-mail : mistyb120@yahoo.com
URL : http://potheads.com
Whois : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=205.188.117.69
Comment:
god made weed man made speed who do you truse

Since they posted twice 2 minutes apart I can only assume being so high made them pretty forgetful too.

Pretty weird shit to wake up to, but it sure takes away that “Hmm, what to blog about?” problem, doesn’t it?

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18 Responses to “This is Why I Drink Pepsi at 5am”

petite mom blog Aug 28th 2007 at 08:20 am 1

Hilarious! Comments like these make me feel a little less crazy every time.
AbsolutelyBananas Aug 28th 2007 at 08:28 am 2

Weird.
andi Aug 28th 2007 at 08:35 am 3

But I think the real question is “Who do YOU truse?”
Valerie Aug 28th 2007 at 09:40 am 4

Oh my I am pretty sure it was a full moon last night.
Amanda Aug 28th 2007 at 11:44 am 5

Very interesting! I don’t think she had a gun to his head, more like a chef’s knife over his peen and a blender on standby!
Heather Aug 28th 2007 at 11:47 am 6

I love it… and so true. It’s a wonder we can function at all with the amount of sleep we get on a daily basis
Though it’s not pepsi for me, it’s coffee and I may as well hook myself up to an IV
Redneck Mommy Aug 28th 2007 at 11:58 am 7

Well the pot smokers looked like they were having fun. Can’t say the same about the creepy cheater though.

It was a full moon.

Does that help?
Worker Mommy Aug 28th 2007 at 12:00 pm 8

With out a doubt I vote for wife with the gun to his head!

Aah Pot smokers, always good for a giggle or two.
Mimipz5wjj Aug 28th 2007 at 01:03 pm 9

LMAO! Poor Tom, you know his wife wrote that or MADE him write that!
Major Bedhead Aug 28th 2007 at 01:52 pm 10

So, inquiring minds want to know - what did Tom call his wife?

Man, people are strange.
Shauna Aug 28th 2007 at 04:10 pm 11

Must’ve been the lunar eclipse…
Serina Aug 28th 2007 at 09:29 pm 12

That is just freaking odd. I love Pepsi, but sleep is better.
Zephra Aug 29th 2007 at 01:23 pm 13

Exhibit A: maybe he found God. That seems to be in fashion this season for those who got caught doing something they should not have.
N Aug 30th 2007 at 09:59 am 14

Um… yowza! I commented on that same post about orgasms, but I don’t foresee having to publicly apologize for that. It’s pretty innocuous information, really… I’m thinking he had the gun to his head.

The potheads? Good for a laugh… or a free meal sometimes.
Cate Aug 31st 2007 at 07:32 am 15

Wow…was it a full moon???
Mary Aug 31st 2007 at 12:54 pm 16

Exhibit A…. WOW. What a fruitcake.
It’s the Full Moon, I Just Know It! | Suburban Oblivion Aug 31st 2007 at 09:52 pm 17

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JayMonster Sep 5th 2007 at 02:12 pm 18

The second one was obviously a spam generator.

The first, a poor soul, who I can only guess, just happened to post a comment on a blog his wife reads, or she is checking his Browser cache.

I have been dealing with lousy sleep and night terrors since my daughter was 18 months old, and has not a single time in 7-1/2 years slept through the night, plus add in the fact that she is a “morning girl” , I know the pain of the early morning wake up.