Feb16
If You Have to Ask, The Answer is No.
Overheard in a store-
Do you think this shirt will stretch to fit me?
Back away from the racks lady. Turn around and walk away slowly.
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19 Responses to “If You Have to Ask, The Answer is No.”
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Mr Business Golf Feb 16th 2008 at 06:29 pm 1
I think I once overheard that said by some heifer shopping in the Size 2 section of Nordstrom’s Lingerie . Not sure why I was there…
Mrs. Mustard Feb 17th 2008 at 08:42 pm 2
That was my sister! What the hell is she doing down in the States?
VDog Feb 17th 2008 at 10:06 pm 3
Teeheehee.
Jamie E Feb 17th 2008 at 10:59 pm 4
hmmmm
Amanda Feb 18th 2008 at 10:00 am 5
Were you in OV?
Amy Feb 18th 2008 at 02:14 pm 6
At one time in my life, i’m embarrassed to say, I would have been caught saying this
I am reformed now though thank God
Rosie Feb 18th 2008 at 03:20 pm 7
I have also overheard:
Do you think I could shrink to fit this shirt?
Again, the answer is NO - buy a bigger size or don’t buy it at all!
shuey6 Feb 18th 2008 at 05:50 pm 8
been there/worn that
Jerseygirl89 Feb 19th 2008 at 12:45 pm 9
I guess she has a different definition of “fit”.
Worker Mommy Feb 19th 2008 at 03:59 pm 10
Ok now that’s just funny!
but hey - using that logic does that mean when I ask if certain pants make my butt look big the answer is “no “Thank the lawd! I’ve always wondered about that
Natalie Feb 19th 2008 at 05:24 pm 11
Hahahahaha!
Honeybell Feb 22nd 2008 at 11:05 pm 12
Um, NO!
LOL!
DrunkenHoney~BlogHoppin’!
April Feb 23rd 2008 at 03:27 pm 13
One of my fave sites for stuff like this is Overheard Lines - it always makes me laugh!
Blog Hoppin’,
Balancing Hops
HP Mar 1st 2008 at 07:03 pm 14
so true
Blog hopping–HP
Stacey @ Real World Mom Mar 1st 2008 at 11:13 pm 15
Good answer! LOL! Will it stretch? Gimme a break!
Happy Saturday! Blog Hoppin’!
“Margarita Mom”
Senora Patron Mar 1st 2008 at 11:52 pm 16
LMAO … I’ve seen so many of those ladies too!
Senora Patron drinkin’ and bloggin’ on a Saturday night.
Judi Mar 2nd 2008 at 01:48 pm 17
bwahaha.. I can’t tell you how many people I see everyday that *should* have asked that question (and decided against it (or need a more honest friend!) )
Madaise ~ Blog Hopper
Cass Mar 10th 2008 at 07:14 am 18
This is hilarious. I’m so glad I stumbled upon your blog from a recommendation from Zoot this morning.
Kelly Mar 18th 2008 at 05:57 pm 19
Oh, OK….so that’s NOT a good thing to say??