I Finally Gave in and F@cked Matt Damon, But Truthfully I Prefer F@cking Ben Affleck.

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I Finally Gave in and F@cked Matt Damon, But Truthfully I Prefer F@cking Ben Affleck.

09:37 am on Feb 26th 2008 Sara

Yes, I admit it, only today out of sheer boredom did I give in, follow the crowd, and f@ck Matt Damon. I hate doing things just because everyone else is doing it, and Matt Damon is just not my cup of tea. Video here for the last of us prudes who had not been singing about f@cking him till now-

I only saw the video because it seems Jimmy Kimmel decided to one-up them and announce, in a hilarious star-studded video that he is indeed now f@cking Ben Affleck. Talk about revenge Check it out!

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27 Responses to “I Finally Gave in and F@cked Matt Damon, But Truthfully I Prefer F@cking Ben Affleck.”

Amanda Feb 26th 2008 at 10:02 am 1

I f^cked Matt Damon a few weeks ago! Didnt want too, cuz i think he sucks, but peer pressure is strong. I was super excited about f^cking Ben Affleck, well frankly because damn it i think he is fine!! I liked it better than f^cking M.D. I thought it was hysterical!!
How dirty this comment sounds!
Crunchy Domestic Goddess Feb 26th 2008 at 10:09 am 2

i have to say i rather enjoyed f*cking both of them.
Karen Sugarpants Feb 26th 2008 at 10:09 am 3

I loved both videos - and Josh Groban totally made that 2nd one. Ha ha.

So yeah, I f*cked Josh Groban.
In the Trenches of Mommyhood Feb 26th 2008 at 10:10 am 4

Is it just me or does that Matt Damon song get stuck in your head too?!
Christina Feb 26th 2008 at 10:40 am 5

The Ben Affleck video is awesome thanks to the celebrity filled cast. But the Matt Damon one totally has them beat in catchy song.

So as to which one I like f*cking more? Tough call.
SIster Honey Bunch Feb 26th 2008 at 10:45 am 6

Both are so freaking funny.
Maddy Feb 26th 2008 at 10:46 am 7

Seen the first one, but not the second!
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tulipmom Feb 26th 2008 at 11:14 am 8

These are hilarious! I saw the first one a few weeks ago but just caught the second yesterday. Josh Groban …. now we’re talking!
Redneck Mommy Feb 26th 2008 at 02:45 pm 9

I like Josh Groban if I had to chose…just so he could sing to me while he did his thang…Wink, wink.

But I like Matty more so I’d pick that one.
Amy Feb 26th 2008 at 03:03 pm 10

I admit, I gave in and checked it out today too. Jimmy’s video was better and got more of a laugh from me at least.
Jerseygirl89 Feb 26th 2008 at 03:14 pm 11

Oh, I LOVE those videos. I fucked them both back when we all lived in Boston. . .

Well, I would have. If I’d had the chance.
Pendullum Feb 26th 2008 at 04:28 pm 12

Okay, I peed laughing…
Oh my gawd that was soooooo good!
Summer Feb 26th 2008 at 05:18 pm 13

I hadn’t seen the second one yet. I love it!
Sara Feb 26th 2008 at 05:25 pm 14

If I’m not mistaken I think the second one was aired on his post-Oscars show last night.
Tiffani Feb 26th 2008 at 11:02 pm 15

I just saw these the other day. lol. I was crying I was laughing so hard. I like the Matt Damon song more. But the Ben Affleck one was way funnier I thought.
Mrs. Schmitty Feb 26th 2008 at 11:13 pm 16

I loved the Matt Damon one. Didn’t know there was a Ben Affleck one too! HILARIOUS!

Matt does a great Jason Bourne, sexy character and all…but gotta say I think I’d rather f*ck Ben!
Jenna Feb 27th 2008 at 11:00 am 17

i love sarah silverman. really. i think she’s hilarious… but the ben afflect comeback is SO MUCH BETTER than the original matt damon one. lol! man, he got everyone. robin williams, cameron diaz, MCLOVIN… man, so great. lol.
slackermommy Feb 27th 2008 at 02:03 pm 18

I have been thoroughly entertained with these videos.
Bananas Feb 27th 2008 at 10:00 pm 19

I adore both of them. But if I HAD to choose I guess I’d pick Matt Damon. Brilliant.
Rhonda Feb 27th 2008 at 10:06 pm 20

OMG I love them both. I laughed so hard. F*cking Matt Damon is so stuck in my head.
Bekah Feb 28th 2008 at 10:48 am 21

That was the funniest thing I have seen all week. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! If I had to choose, I’d probably f@ck Matt Damon. Then again, Ben’s taller… I have a thing for tall guys… lol Oh well. I’ll just stay home and be content with my 6′3″ hubby. lol
'cuz I'm the mommy, that's why Feb 29th 2008 at 10:01 pm 22

I caught that Jimmy Kimmel. Laughed so hard that I choked on my mac & cheese!
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Sarah Mar 1st 2008 at 10:26 am 23

There’s a Seth Rogan version too, which is disturbing to say the least. I think the girl is the hussy from 40-year Old Virgin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bScbukS82iY
April Mar 2nd 2008 at 10:12 am 24

Thanks for posting these! I just read about it in EW yesterday, but hadn’t seen them yet.

Hmmmm….must I choose? Can’t I just enjoy f**king both of them?

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Hom is Where the Mom is Mar 2nd 2008 at 07:57 pm 25

Oh my god, I was dying on that one. Someone sent the Matt Damon one in an email to me. It was funny, but not half as funny as this one. Thanks for the laugh.!!
Elizabeth Mar 5th 2008 at 01:12 pm 26

I must admit, I posted both those videos. And it’s okay if you aren’t interested in Matt, because I can keep him busy enough for the both of us *wink*
Becky Mar 6th 2008 at 03:47 pm 27

I have not seen any of these videos and they are both funny! I was drinking some pepsi with the first one and spewed it all over my keyboard. Thankfully I put it down after that:)