(Making grocery list in the kitchen as kids roughhouse together.)
Him- “What am I forgetting???”
Me- “To sell the kids on Craigslist?”
Him- “That could work out a few ways..”
Me- “You mean with the custody thing?”
Him- “No custody issues, no child support. Heck, we could give them away free and I’d still come out ahead!”
Ummm, at least you can joke together.
Wow. I was so not able to be friendly when I got divorced. I do think it is always best to be as amicable as possible, though. It’s just hard.